An hour or so ago I stumbled across #nerdpickuplines on Twitter, and I've not stopped staring at Tweetdeck since. There's some which have made me laugh, some which have made me sigh, and some I wish I didn't understand but I do. In any case, here's some of my favourites:

  • You tab-complete me
  • You look del.icio.us
  • Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base, are belong to you.
  • I digg your facebook. YouTube wanna come back to myspace to boing boing?
  • unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes && umount && eject && sleep
  • I seem to have lost my MAC address, can I have yours?
  • I'd double click that
  • There should be as little %20 between us as possible
  • I wish to instantiate your Class. Maybe we can create children that will inherit our methods.
  • I'd fight off Gannon and Bowser for you babe
  • Come over to my room, and we can slap each other around with a large trout.

And of course, no list would be complete without I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Malacandra raised a good question though. What do you think, reckon Mr Wolowitz will be using some of the lines in upcoming weeks?

Any quotes that I've missed? Any that you think deserve to be up there but don't? Let me know in the comments :)

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